Lets dedicate this post to my beautiful fam and the funny things they say everyday that I just want to laugh about all the time. (totally stole this idea from Miss Tay Beckwith ps).......
First up the little bro.
Current location: Toronto, Canada Mission.
20 yrs old.
Enjoy basketball, basketball, and only basketball.
Here's some little treats from the emails he's been sending to me:
"Love you more than nicki minaj"
"Mom told me that your roommate has a cat, that sucks. I would seriously just take the cat outside when your roommate is gone and take it far away from the house where it can't find its way back and just leave it there hahahaha. Seriously, and then just play dumb like you have no idea where the cat went hahahaha."
"Dear Snookers,"
"Oh man I was dying laughing at your two stories, i was trying not to laugh too loud here in the library but I let out a couple loud laughs on accident hahahaha. Mom and Dad are so funny. I am scared how senile dad is going to be when I get back hahahahaha just kidding."
"I don't need anything, just your continued correspondence, its always great to get letters and email. just hearing from you is the the greatest gift a guy could ask for (cheesy voice)"
"Love your little bruh,
Elder Robbie Tripp"
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On to the next...Ry Tripp
Current Location: SLC, UT
25 yrs old
expecting their first little one with lovely wifey, Shan
Over text message..
"Love ya. Goodnight. Don't text me back. I'm putting the phone down and rolling over. If i have to roll over and get another text imma be pissed!"
"It's probably 5 dollars. No I will not pay for you!..you're cute though. hahaa"
"Yep, got the gate code...after we scared the shiiii out of mom and dad as they were asleep! haha
They were sleeping and we knocked on the door and ran the bell. After five minutes they finally turned the light on outside and didnt open the door. We kept knocking until finally I said, "come on bob I'm freezing my ass of out here!" then Dad knew it was us so answered and said, "hi guys good to see ya, the cops are on their way!" hahah they called po po! Mom came out from behind the dark bedroom in her g's white as a ghost!" hahahahahah"
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Next on to Daddy Tripp
Current location: Vegas
50 yrs old
training for an iron man, looks like tim allen, funniest guy i know
"I have had a special time traveling to Daytona Beach.
First off, I missed my flight check in by 3 minutes! The Nazi Delta woman shut me down. No form of begging, wimpering and finally......I want to see the Manager, had any effect.
The next flight was 10 hours later. A red eye 11:30pm plane that has a 3 1/2 layover in Atlanta.
I could not sleep on the sardine can they call a plane these days........restless leg syndrome. I walked up and down the isles and stretched the legs. I brought a neck pillow and with an hour to go, I got some shut eye.
Arriving in Atlanta, I bought a book, Ice Cream and Chick fil A minis. Also a 20oz water. I ate and then fell asleep lying across three seats in gate A11.
I awoke to some business idiot tripping over my cell phone cord next to my sleeping body.
First off, I missed my flight check in by 3 minutes! The Nazi Delta woman shut me down. No form of begging, wimpering and finally......I want to see the Manager, had any effect.
The next flight was 10 hours later. A red eye 11:30pm plane that has a 3 1/2 layover in Atlanta.
I could not sleep on the sardine can they call a plane these days........restless leg syndrome. I walked up and down the isles and stretched the legs. I brought a neck pillow and with an hour to go, I got some shut eye.
Arriving in Atlanta, I bought a book, Ice Cream and Chick fil A minis. Also a 20oz water. I ate and then fell asleep lying across three seats in gate A11.
I awoke to some business idiot tripping over my cell phone cord next to my sleeping body.
It is now time to board the plane to my final destination.
I love Ragnar and will get my mind right during the flight.
Just another day in the life of a middle aged Ragnar Triathlete in his mid life crisis!
Anyway, I do get a $50 gift certificate for Ragnar gear and a Swat t shirt!
All on a days work,
Ohh and in the spirit of the autobiography of George Carlin........signed, Ace of Aces and Dude of Dudes!
Love Dad
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry "
I love Ragnar and will get my mind right during the flight.
Just another day in the life of a middle aged Ragnar Triathlete in his mid life crisis!
Anyway, I do get a $50 gift certificate for Ragnar gear and a Swat t shirt!
All on a days work,
Ohh and in the spirit of the autobiography of George Carlin........signed, Ace of Aces and Dude of Dudes!
Love Dad
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry "
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Last up, the Moms.
Current location: Vegas
50 yrs old
Prettiest lady I know, runs at least 5miles everyday and sweetest, kindest mom
"Are you alive?"
"Getting a hair cut. Should i go short and sassy or grow i out long. Place your vote"
(I voted long...she cut it short;)))
"I think dad and I will plan a trip in dec to check things out and visit. ps can you come back and do my dishes! ;))"
"Missin my girl this morning. I love you. So glad you are happy in cali!"
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Wow, I sure do have the greatest family ever. Oh ya, sorry sis, you don't text much so I couldn't remember any goodies to post.
Amazing fam. Cant wait to see them in 5 daysssss!!
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